Nancy J. Parra guessed it right.
I told six truths and one lie. The lie was #3. My kitchen is NOT decorated in sunflowers but GRAPES.
Thanks everyone for playing. This was fun. Nancy, I'll be sending you a copy of Lisa Kleypas's newest release, Married by Morning. I just finished my copy this Saturday. Loved it.
Hope everyone has a good Memorial Day.
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- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Table dancing
- Dry mouth
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* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
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So, to begin with, I have to tell either six truths and one lie, OR six lies and one truth about myself, making YOU figure out which is which.
Then I need give some kind of prize. Ergo, the first commenter to decide if I've made up six lies or six truths and then correctly picks the odd-man-out will be our winner. This person will be sent a copy of Lisa Kleypas's new arrival, Married by Morning. I've been waiting forever for this book in her Hathaway series to come out--so excited to read it!! I'll pick a winner on Saturday, so I guess the deadline is Friday night then.
And finally, I have to pass the award on to SEVEN other creative writers. This is who I hereby bestow the honor:
Cindy R. Wilson
Sandy K. Marshall
Yes, you're totally welcome, ladies!
1. I grew up on a dairy farm, but have never milked a cow. Crazy, huh?
2. I have a birthmark next to my belly button. It's shaped like some odd country on a map.
3. My kitchen is decorated with a sunflower theme; Hey, I'm from Kansas.
4. I'm in the same writing group as Julie Garwood. I know, cool, right?
5. I'm married to a cop. Yeah, I'm a sucker for a man in a uniform.
6. I went to Mt. Rushmore my senior year of high school with the History Club. Long trip.
7. I've only wrecked one car in my life. Yep, totalled it.
But it gets a little depressing to always focus on the negative.
Thus, today I'm going to talk about what a writer actually does RIGHT to get themselves published. And here's a happy little secret before I start: All those reasons up there I've received rejections...I've done them--yes, ALL of them--and still sold my story.
I'm guessing right about now, you're wondering, "Then what in the world do I need to do to get my book noticed by a freaking publisher or agent?" Answer: Who really knows, but I think it takes a collaborative effort of tying the plot, characters, setting, tone, and author's voice into a fascinating story to catch a reader's attention.
Here's an example.
I was scanning Amazon for a new romantic suspense author. When I saw One Scream Away by Kate Brady in the "readers also bought these" section under some of my favorite romantic suspense authors, I googled her and checked out her website. After reading the first few lines of the excerpt she provided for this story, I immediately bought the book.
Here's one TOTALLY AMAZING paragraph from that excerpt:
Chevy Bankes looked down at the woman. Lila Beckenridge, her driver’s license said, the photo showing razor-sharp cheekbones and hair scraped into a bun. A dancer, he’d decided while roping her ankles—callused feet and spaghetti-thin body, the faint odor of perspiration layered beneath her perfume.We have plot (Chevy is going to murder Lila--duh), character (he's a psycho murderer that kills complete strangers; she's a dancer and it's obvious she puts her all into that endeavor), setting (it's vividly understandable we're at the murder scene that's about to take place), tone (romantic suspense, no doubt--or at least it's clearly suspenseful at this point), and voice (just look at all those colorful descriptions and lively verbs Brady uses--razor-sharp cheekbones, hair scraped into a bun, callused feet, spaghetti-thin body, perspiration layered...--outstanding!).
It's no wonder this author sold her book. There's all that story already packed into one little paragraph. She makes each word count toward the collective goal.
I suppose that's my lesson for the day: Make each word count. If a word, line, paragraph, or chapter doesn't add to the plot, character, setting, tone, or voice do you really need to keep it?
Yeah. Just think about it! And good luck with your manuscript.
In other corners of my life, my little girl is three months old, and she's getting so big. We've had to move up clothing sizes twice now. I don't think she realizes she's still a baby though. She only wants to sit upright these days, can't stand it when you want to cradle her on her back. Ugg. I'm not ready for her to be quite this independent just yet.
I've returned to my day job. Actually, I returned about six weeks ago, but I'm back in the grove there, and going to visit my daughter everyday on my lunch break.
The hubby is ready for summer. His job's been keeping him busy and he can't wait for a break. Usually, he likes to ride his Harley when the weather warms, but since someone he knows recently died in a motorcycle accident, he's been thinking about trading his wheels in for something else. I try not to input my opinions about that and let him make up his own mind, though on one hand, I've love for him to be as safe as possible and sell the dangerous beast, on the other hand he looks really good all leathered up and straddling his hog.
Time has become a precious commodity in my world. Seems like everything I do makes me feel guilty. If I take the time to play with my baby, I think I should be cleaning the house. If I clean the house, I wonder if the husband needs some hubby-time. If I pay attention to him, I worry I need to work on my stories. If I work on my stories, I feel like I'm ignoring my baby. And around the cycle goes again. My blog time has suffered the most. But I try to slip a quick trip through blogosphere when I can.
Yep, I've become extremely domesticated, but I'm lovin' every second of it. I hope your life is progressing to your satisfaction.